___ _.-' \ / \ / \ / `.___ ( .--.)\/(,.--. `-. ,',-. \ / ,-.`. ) ( / \ / \ ) / \ || .-| |-. ||---'| \ _|| | | | | ||_ | \ /. \ |_|.---.|_| / ,\ | .^.\ `.\ `--" "--' /,' |/ `> _________ <' ,-' ,---.---.---. `-. `--'\ \j/ /`--' `.\ /,' \\_______// `-------' To a Californian, all New Yorkers are cold; even in heat they rarely go above fifty-eight degrees. If you collapse on a street in New York, plan to spend a few days there. -- From "East vs. West: The War Between the Coasts